June 2012
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mom: you should clean your room at some point
me: the stars are not in position
mom: what
me: stars.
me: cant do it
me: not today
donnacabonna:
making a typo when you are arguing with someone
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canni8al:
do you ever get this urge to just
make out
i just really want to make out
and cuddle
cuddle and make out
Artist: lol have this doodle I drew in 10 minutes
tumblr: omg that's so amazing you're SO talented why can't I draw like you asddafadsasdsas I LOVE the lightning praise the lord for this piece of magnifique you're the new fucking van gogh
Me: hey I just finished this piece I've been working on. It took over two weeks and my fingernails are bleeding because of it but I think it's ready now! What do you think of it? Any critique?
tumblr:
tumblr:
tumblr:
Your friend: *likes*
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me: what's the opposite of homeless?
brother: homestuck
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livvefast:
kananya:
homestucks are like old people who can tell a big storm is coming with their bones or something but we can tell if a big flash is coming
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god I feel like that fat old lady in dawn of the dead just before she turned into a zombie
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takeafuckingsh0wer:
NO SIR I DO NOT BITE MY THUMB AT YOU SIR BUT I BITE MY THUMB SIR
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homefucked:
dirkitty:
if both calliope and her brother cosplay trolls
then you add 24 post scratch trolls and 24 pre scratch trolls
you actually get
50 shades of grey
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groundchele:
why do pretty people use the internet liKE YOU CAN ACTUALLY GO PLACES IN LIFE WHY ARE YOU HERE SWEETHEART
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“it smells like someone shat a firework into old faithful”
– my brother
darrenstummy:
the more sexual and inappropriate you are with me the better we’ll get along
WHO’S MAKO I DON’T UNDERSTAND WHY IS EVERYONE UPSET
