himaruyolo:

ur not a  REAL straight boy until u have fUCKED TEN FOOTBALLS

witchyhellbroth:

pinenolanapple:

it takes 237 muscles to fake an orgasm but 15 to say “it’s called a clitoris and it’s right here”

#don’t ever fake an orgasm let them know they disappointed you

bombing:

the reason this generation is failing is because we’re not motivated enough to make money. all the people on the dollar bills are dead. they’re not relevant and teens just can’t connect. we need money with memes and beyonce on it

color-palettes:

Sugar Hiccup - Submitted by Oktoberfresh#1401b1 #9401ff #e456ea #ffa9bc #dfff9a

color-palettes:

Sugar Hiccup - Submitted by Oktoberfresh

#1401b1 #9401ff #e456ea #ffa9bc #dfff9a

pick-up-a-book:

I got an answer

me: haha hey guys do u dare me to eat this whole thing of ice cream
them: no
me: *shaking my head and chuckling* i cant believe you guys are making me do this
them: we're not
me: *eating right out of the thing* this is so wild you guys you're so fucked up for making me do this

do u ever have nudes of urself u should delete off ur phone so people don’t see but ur so proud of them and can’t part w/ them yet

floozys:

i don’t care about straight girls who are afraid to cut their hair short in case they get called lesbians, i care about the fact that lesbians are being used as fucking insults