when a teacher asks you if you understand the work and you don’t
*gets 0 on the test*
*adopts 420 dogs* this isn’t even a joke im literally gonna adopt 420 dogs
-casually sits on my bed in my underwear wondering where my life has gone- Yes 1000 times yes I need to be scared again!! I want Murder House level storytelling, Asylum level horror, and Coven level performances.
But I cried and cried, saying, “God didn’t answer my prayers.” I remember, my mother was pouring herself a whiskey- the Martin family cure for everything. She looked at me and laughed. “God always answers our prayers, Judy. It’s just rarely the answer we’re looking for.”